Selfies Are Easier Now...

Taking "selfies" with your phone used to be much more difficult and cumbersome...

Flamingo Anger

Look at my legs and feet...LOOK AT THEM!  Totally burned!  If my neck looks anything like YOURS, I'm going to be peeling for weeks!  Next time we go to the beach, will you PLEASE remember the sunscreen?  Don't act like you can't hear me.  Here's an idea:  instead of standing on one leg, how about you try standing on NO legs and see how that works...

A Case Of The Mondays

Just in case you have "a case of the Mondays".  Have a great day!

If You Have A Fever...

If you have a fever, this is your only prescription, baby:

Nice To Get Rain...Finally!

It's amazing, but true...if we receive as much rain today as we did yesterday in ABQ, we'll be back to average for the year (@78% now).  Onward and upward!  :-)

AT&T Nokia Lumia 1020 Ad

The ads I was a part of have hit the AT&T stores...Nokia Lumia 1020 phone.  I took a photo of the poster.  The reactions of the store workers when they saw the guy on the poster standing next to it were really funny.  Oh, the circle and "LOVE THIS" were on the poster...I didn't do that.  :-)

What A Storm!

MUST...RETURN...SHOPPING...CART!  This photo isn't from ABQ, but ~2.50" of rain fell only a mile from our house last night.  What a storm!  Have a great Friday!  :-)

Not to tell you your business, but...

Okay, guys...so we're clear:  Those stairs aren't load-bearing or merely decorative, right?  Tell me again how I'm supposed to get to the second floor...

Heavy Rain Possible

Heavy rain will fall in parts of New Mexico today. As you can see, rain poses a bigger problem for the smaller critters...heads up everyone!  :-)

GOLPH Card Game Fun!

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Dog Trampoline Fun

For your Tuesday enjoyment, I present Mudd the bulldog...having tons of fun on a trampoline.  Have a great day!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tU9RSNXaElw

Photobomb Of All Photobombs

Okay, kids...say enriched uranium in 3...2...1!  When a nuclear weapon photobombs you, you win...or you lose BADLY, depending on the distance...

Monday Morning Sky

If you're up before sunrise Monday morning and there aren't too many clouds, you'll see Mars and Jupiter together in the northeastern sky!  Enjoy!  Thanks to Astronomy Magazine for the great graphic.

Hot Dog And Ice Cold Beer

It would appear that this photo is saying "a hot dog and an ice cold beer go together on a summer day".  That, or you have a pretty smart, happier, and cooler dog.  :-)

No Dogs In Park

There was no mystery surrounding who had a paw in creating and strictly enforcing the "no dogs" rule in the park...

Dancing In The Rain

Waking up to rain, thunder and lightning made me feel like going outside and dancing this morning...so...here's a foxtrot in the rain for you.  :-)

Gandalf The Cat

This cat reminds me of Gandalf on the ledge in Lord of the Rings.  Gandalf seemed to handle the situation a lot better, though...FLY, YOU FOOLS!

Panorama View

The panorama setting on your digital camera could give you... unexpected results.  :-)  Have a great day!

AT&T Nokia Lumia 1020

This was a pleasant surprise yesterday...the ad(s) I was in for the about-to-be-released Nokia Lumia 1020 phone were placed on AT&T's homepage.  More ads may be coming in the future, but I honestly don't know what or when...cool!  :-)  http://www.att.com/shop/wireless/devices/nokia/lumia-1020-matte-yellow.html#fbid=ncOWgGl4gTS

Great Rain Smell

The air smells so good this morning because of the rain...I gotta run outside and enjoy it!  Okay, I'll run as fast as I can...better bring a lunch...

Lap Dogs

Doncha just love lap dogs?  Somebody thinks they're still a puppy!

Problem Solving

Because there is nothing that duct tape and/or WD-40 can't fix, here is your problem-solving flowchart:)

Eat Up!

Here you go...just one more bite.  You want to grow up to be a proper Paradise Flycatcher, don't you?  That's it...good boy...

Red Light Green Light

Green light...RED LIGHT!  Oh...almost gotcha!

Unrealistic Doll

Another example of the unrealistic expectations that dolls put on girls' body images nowadays.  Good luck living up to this, ladies...

Ironpenguin Triathlon

Here we see the beginning of the Ironpenguin Triathlon.  The swimming portion obviously being the easiest part of the competition for them...

Fashion Choice

Franziska's outfit was impeccable (and she knew it), until her fateful decision to go with brown shoes.  That, and that alone, was her undoing.  Tsk tsk tsk...

Come 'ere Monday!

I won't treat Monday like an enemy, I'll treat it like a friend.  -- Jason Stiff (about 30 seconds ago)  Please note:  Don't...uh...don't try this at home.  Thanks!  :-)

GOLPH Love!

I love waking up on a Monday morning to another order for my GOLPH Card Game!  If you (or someone you know) love to play cards, you'll love my GOLPH Card Game, too.  You'll also love the price...only $5.00/deck!  Order yours today!  Thank you!  :-)  http://golphcards.com/buying_golph%E2%84%A2

Wimbledon Sunday. Quite.

A good Sunday to YOU sir...and a good Sunday to YOU, too, sir...

Shall we watch more of Wimbledon?

Hmmmmm yes.  Quite.

Good show.

Yay For Rain!

Hey...did you hear we're now up to 34% of our average rain for the year?

Yep...Jason told me that. Let's stay under here in case more rain falls, ok?

Rookie Police Dog

He may have been a rookie police dog, but Zeus was ready to go and excited to help the team.  Have a great Friday and weekend everyone!  :-)

Independence Day

Have a happy and safe Independence Day, everyone!  Some celebration choices may get more attention (and respect) than others... :-)

A Ladybug Of Rain

It was nice to wake up to thunder and a sprinkle of rain, but the rain was only heavy enough to partially cover a ladybug like this one.  Jason wants more, please...

Stay Steady

If I stay still maybe the human will leave.  I just gotta blend in...can't believe this dog isn't moving...won't be able to hold this pose much longer!

New New New

Hey!  It's a new day, a new week AND a new month!  Make it a great one!  :-)